Top Ten Reasons to Become a Statistician:[s:11]
10. Deviation is considered normal.[s:12]
9. We feel complete and sufficient.
8. We are mean lovers.[s:12]
7. Statisticians do it discretely and continuously.[s:12]
6. We are right 95% of the time.
5. We can safely comment on someone's posterior distribution.
4. We may not be normal but we are transformable.[s:12]
3. We never have to say we are certain.[s:12]
2. We are honestly significantly different.[s:12]
1. No one wants our jobs.[s:19]