潘岚锋
1.
Yo mama's so poor, a cockroach crawled across the floor and I stepped on it and she said, ''Now what do we do for supper?''
2.
Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
A: So the other one could drive.
3.
How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.
